Some people take a cremation very litteral. Guess what we have for diner tonight? Grannie!
Two persons (Grannie's daughter and her son) left grannie dead for a week. After that the toke the limps for a BBQ. This happened in Coming, California.
The two were arrested, because grannie's son report his missing mother. Accordingly grannie died of natural causes. The two stated that they only did what grannies wished for after she would die. But the real reason was that they could benefit from the money grannie still was receiving.
Oh and guess what they had for dessert! Great grandmothermeat....