Would you like sauce with that?

In Newcastle a man was chased by police after he was found with his penis in a jar of pasta sauce.

The men fled by car reaching blistering speeds of up to 20 km/hours. After a 10 minute chase the police stormed the car. While police where wrestling the horny one to the floor he kept pleasuring himself with his jar of pasta sauce. 

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.